My first regular feature! Yay! I don't even have any readers yet! And this is technically cheating, because it's from last week's pub quiz, but never mind.
In 2001, the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Cannes Film Festival was... Melanie Griffiths. Melanie Griffiths? I can think of approximately one film she's done. I know she was Oscar-nominated for it (well, I didn't - I looked it up because I didn't believe this was the right answer), but really. In most people's heads, she's two things: Antonio Banderas's wife and an example of why plastic surgery is a bad, bad thing. Which I suppose is an achievement.